Funny Christmas Poems
A selection of funny Christmas poems suitable for children of all ages, which are intended to be read for pleasure. However, the poems could prove useful if a teacher asks (by which one really means forces) you to choose a poem to recite during a lesson, or worse still at a school Christmas concert.
Greetings To The World
Paul doesn't much like the Americans - they're lardy, uncouth and have done more than any other nation to destroy the English language. This otherwise warm Christmas poem offers a strong rebuke to those tempted to use the dreaded Americanised Christmas greeting.
Christmas Chill
A humourous, almost nonsensical poem about the need to inwind at Christmas, rather than let the festivities get you all wound up.
Old Saws Resharpened - Christmas was coming...
A reworking of an old saying or 'sooth', which somehow involves the Atkins diet. For those not familiar with the Atkins diet - and most kids thankfully aren't - it forces you to eat everything which is unhealthy (sausages, steaks, burgers, lard) and leaves you looking thin, but distinctly unwell.
Fall Of The Snowman
I must confess that I don't entirely understand this poem and Timmy wasn't able to offer any help at all. Perhaps you'll be on Paul's wavelength and succeed where we failed.
Christmas Post
Mildred's visit to the local post office to buy her Christmas stamps leaves her with a terrible dilemma...
Cool Yule
A cute Christmas poem about the excitement of breaking up from school and the anticiaption of the Christmas festivities to come.
Kids Don’t Understand Christmas
It's sometimes said that adults enjoy Christmas more than children, a sentiment echoed by this warm, uplifting poem.
Yes There Is A Santa Claus
A gentle Christmas poem about Father Christmas for our younger readers.
