Jingle Bells

Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.
I’ve got a gun and a clever disguise
To rob the bank on its busiest day

Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.
We got caught do you know why?
Because we only had a getaway sleigh

Held Up

A fluffy and funny parody in which Jingle Bells gets entwined with a Batman and Robin style heist.

Style

Rhyming poem

Length

8 lines

Key Stage

KS1, KS2

Author

Paul Curtis

Copyright © Paul Curtis. All Rights Reserved

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