Seasonal Funny Poems

Seasonal poems are poems that have a special significance at a particular time of year. Some seasonal poems relate directly to the seasons - summer, spring, winter and autumn (as someone with seasonal order disorder might put it). Others poems are associated with individual days - religious festivals, feast days, high days and holidays. Some of the sections are a little light on poems at present, but we'll be filling them up during the course of the year to produce a bumper harvest of seasonal funny poems.

Valentines Poems for Kids

A mixed bag of Funny valentines day poems for children, which include poems to enchant someone you love and poems to repel unwelcome advances from someone you don't. Plus a few poems to read for fun, if you don't go in for the whole soppy, sentimental 'love' thing.

Funny Pancake Day Poems

Before I'm accused of misleading you, I'll confess that at present there is only one funny pancake day poem, but it's a cracker. It's also rather rude, so it's definitely not a poem to recite at school, unless you enjoy seeing your teacher with steam coming out of their ears.

Funny Mother's Day Poems

Mothers are not a suitable subject for barbed humour, being saintly creatures who carry the weight of the world on their shoulders. Instead, we have some humorous mother's day poems which are warm-hearted and endearing, but don't descend into sickly sentimentality beloved of some authors of mothers day verse.

Funny Father's Day Poems

A collection of short poems about fathers and fatherhood. These father's day poems are funny, frank and occasionally rude, so if you're planning a father's day poetry recitation, be prepared to light the blue touch paper, retire to a safe distance and await the fireworks that will enevitably follow.

Halloween Poems

You've a choice between Paul's funny Halloween poems and Max's scary Halloween poems. Paul isn't a fan of the American Trick or Treat approach to Halloween and his funny poems take a rather twisted view of the shenanigans that happen at halloween. In contrast, Max's halloween poems are dark, ghoulish and very scary...

Funny Christmas Poems

An opening selection of family-friendly Christmas poems which are suitable for children (and adults) of all ages. The poems are warm and funny, light and fluffy, but possibly a little tame for older or disbelieving children. Read the funny Christmas poems first and then progress to the rude Christmas poems, if you're feeling brave.

Rude Christmas Poems For Kids

Funny, rude Christmas poems which are only suitable for older children. There are funny poems about Santa Claus, Rudolf and his team of reindeer, and the Christmas Fairy, but be prepared for the odd rude word and some unexpected twists along the way. Ask an adult for guidance if you're unsure about reading rude poems.