Seasonal Funny Poems

Seasonal poems are poems that have a special significance at a particular time of year. Some seasonal poems relate directly to the seasons - summer, spring, winter and autumn (as someone with seasonal order disorder might put it). Others poems are associated with individual days - religious festivals, feast days, high days and holidays. Some of the sections are a little light on poems at present, but we'll be filling them up during the course of 2009 to produce a bumper harvest of seasonal funny poems.

Valentines Poems for Kids

Funny valentines day poems for children, which include poems to enchant someone you love and poems to repel unwelcome advances from someone you don't. Plus a few poems to read for fun, if you don't go in for the whole soppy, sentimental 'love' thing.

Funny Pancake Day Poems

Before I'm accused of misleading you, I'll confess that at present there is only one funny pancake day poem, but it's a cracker. It's also rather rude, so it's definitely not one to recite at school, unless you enjoy seeing your teacher with steam coming out of their ears.

Funny Halloween Poems

Paul has contributed this year's Halloween poems and he isn't a great fan of the American Trick or Treat approach to Halloween. The poems are funny, but take a rather twisted view of the shenanigans that happen at halloween.

Funny Christmas Poems

Family-friendly Christmas poems which are suitable for children of all ages. The poems are warm and funny, light and fluffy, but possibly a little tame for older children. Read the funny Christmas poems first and then progress to the rude Christmas poems, if you're feeling brave.

Rude Christmas Poems For Kids

A selection of funny Christmas poems which are only suitable for older children. There are funny poems about Santa Claus, Rudolf and his team of reindeer and the Christmas Fairy, but be prepared for the odd rude word and some unexpected twists along the way.