Funny Halloween Poems for Kids

A collection of funny poems for Halloween which encompass both the traditional 'witch and warlock' Halloween and the contemporary 'trick or treat' imported from America. The funny Halloween poems are guaranteed to be child friendly and non-scary, unlike the scary Halloween poems that follow.

Trick or Treat

A rather mean-spirited poem written from the viewpoint of someone who hasn't entered into the true spirit of trick or treat.

All Hallows Eve

You may begin to see a pattern developing, as this poem is all about avoiding the attention of roving trick and treaters.

Which?

A funny poem about an encounter in the woods with two haggard old women. Are they just country crones, or something more sinister?

Dressing Down for Halloween

What should rebellious teenagers wear at Halloween, if they are accustomed to dress like witches and warlocks all year round?

23, Those Little Darlings

Trick or Treat is one thing, but the juvenile horrors that inhabit Paul's poem go one step further. In the eyes of the author, it's definitely a step too far.

Vegebite

A poem about an apparently contradictory creature, a completely non-scary vampire.

Terror Threat

A rather more benign poem about the antics of trick or treaters.

Wicked Witch of the Vest

Kate's poem about about a witch who suffers satorial shortcomings is both cute and funny.

Little Monsters

Sweet revenge for householders on all the young trick and treaters who have eyes that are bigger than their stomachs.

Phantasm

A short poem about a strange case of haunting which has a entirely mundane explanation.

Christmas Herald

You could argue that Christmas Herald is a Christmas poem, but in reality it's a hybrid Halloween-Christmas poem, which is why it's included in both Halloween and Christmas poetry collections.

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