About the Poem

I originally wrote an extra couplet

As your face might
Cause more of a fright

but I think, hope, pray that most people will get the message from the final shortened version.


Funny Halloween Poems


Rhyming poem


4 lines

Key Stage

KS2, KS3


Patrick Winstanley

You Know You're Really Ugly…

If you go out
To play trick or treat
And people ask
You to wear a mask

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