About the Poem

I'm sure you spotted that the poem is a parody (a loose one I'll admit) of the three witches speech in Macbeth which begins "Double, Double, Toil and Trouble".


Funny Halloween Poems


Rhyming poem


4 lines

Key Stage

KS2, KS3


Patrick Winstanley

School Squeals

Eye of newt, head of goat,
Stir fried slugs, tongue of stoat.
Was it wise to privatise
The school's catering supplies?

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