Christmas was Coming...

Christmas was coming
The goose was getting fat
So I put it on the Atkins diet
And now it's had a heart attack.

An Old Saws Resharpened

An old English saying or saw has been resharpened to give it some contemporary relevance.

Style

Old Saw Resharpened

Length

4 lines

Key Stage

KS2, KS3

Author

Patrick Winstanley

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