Christmas Post

Mildred went to the post office
To buy stamps for her Christmas cards
“What denomination do you want?”
She was asked by Mr Everard
“That’s political correctness gone mad,
Has it come to this?” said she
“You’d better give me a book of Catholic
And a book of C of E”

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Style

Rhyming Poem

Length

4 lines

Key Stage

KS2, KS3

Author

Paul Curtis

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