If I Grew A Beard Of White

If I grew a beard of white
On the off chance that I might
Have a chance to advance my cause
By appearing to you as Santa Claus
And I would have you tell to me
As you sat upon my knee
What it is that you most desire
And to what hopes you most aspire
And if those secrets you told to me
You might find them beneath your tree

Pognophobics Beware

Grow a big bushy beard and anyone might belive that you're Santa Claus.

Style

Rhyming poem

Length

10 lines

Key Stage

KS1, KS2

Author

Paul Curtis

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