About the Poem

Depression may be rather a strong word and sad rather a mild one for Santa's feelings of despair at his rapidly growing naughty list.

Category

Funny Christmas Poems

Style

Rhyming poem

Length

6 lines

Key Stage

KS2, KS3

Author

Paul Curtis

Sad Santa

Santa Claus is depressed
Its declining standards you see
The naughty list is now so long
It needs storing electronically
Where as the good list has shrunk
And now fits on a sheet of A3

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