A Marriage Made in Heaven

Mr Camel and Miss Dromedary were married
And in time a baby was due.
Said Mrs Camel to her beloved
'Would you prefer one hump or two?'

Wedding Bells

This is an 'if... what... ' poem. If a camel and a dromedary got married and had a baby, what would it look like? The baby dramel (or should that be comedrary) might have two humps, or just one hump, but you can be fairly sure it won't have one-and-a-half humps.

Category

Animal Antics

Style

Short rhyming poem suitable for reading aloud or memorising and reciting

Length

4 lines

Key Stage

KS1, KS2

Author

Patrick Winstanley

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