Mr Camel and Miss Dromedary were married
And in time a baby was due.
Said Mrs Camel to her beloved
'Would you prefer one hump or two?'
Quite a few of the animal poems could have found a home in more than one category, but rather than repeat them and hear you groan 'oh no, I've already read that poem', you'll have to put on your safari suit and go hunting. In the poems about famous people there's a rather strange poem about a frog. Move onto the poems about family life and there's a poem entitled Mr Toad which is inspired by 'The Wind in the Willows', but is definitely not about a toad. Finally, the funny poems about teachers has a poem about a cat and an accusation of cheating
In the collection of rude poems, which are only suitable for children aged 9 or over, you'll find a barely rude poem about a performing flea, a moderately rude poem about what bears do in the woods and an incredibly rude dinosaur poem, which you'll have to work out for yourself!
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