About the Poem

This is an 'if... what... ' poem. If a camel and a dromedary got married and had a baby, what would it look like? The baby dramel (or should that be comedrary) might have two humps, or just one hump, but you can be fairly sure it won't have one-and-a-half humps.

Category

Animal Poems

Style

Short rhyming poem

Author

Patrick Winstanley

A Marriage Made in Heaven

Mr Camel and Miss Dromedary were married
And in time a baby was due.
Said Mrs Camel to her beloved
'Would you prefer one hump or two?'

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