My Cat Story

The teacher questioned Samuel about his homework
“I have just read your story entitled 'my cat'
And it is almost exactly the same as your brother's
What do you have to say to that?"
“Well I didn’t copy Joshua’s story miss” Samuel said
“It’s just that well, we have the same cat.”

About the Poem

Facing the serious accusation of copying his brother's homework, the accused boy comes up with a purrfect riposte.


Terrible Teachers


Funny rhyming poem


6 lines

Key Stage

KS1, KS2, KS3


Paul Curtis

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