Star Teacher

Thank you for being our teacher
You really taught us lots
About the solar system,
The moon, black holes, sun spots.

Thanks to your stellar teaching,
We love astronomy,
But weren't you meant to take us
For trigonometry?

About the Poem

A poem about a teacher who is over enthusiastic, much too easily distracted or severely confused. Sounds familiar?


Terrible Teachers


Funny rhyming poem


8 lines

Key Stage

KS1, KS2, KS3


Patrick Winstanley

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