About the Poem

A short poem which depends for its humour on a missed rhyme. If you don't get it, ask a friend (rather than an adult) what it is you're missing. If your friend doesn't know, carry on until you find someone who does or try rereading the poem again in a few months time.

Category

Very Rude Poems

Rating

Very rude

Style

Rhyming poem with a missed rhyme

Length

4 lines

Key Stage

KS3

Author

Patrick Winstanley