How to Sex a Dinosaur

Tyrannosaurus rex
Has enormous pecs
Whereas Tyrannosaurus regina
Has an enormous   …tiara

About the Poem

A short poem which depends for its humour on a missed rhyme. If you don't get it, ask a friend (rather than an adult) what it is you're missing. If your friend doesn't know, carry on until you find someone who does or try rereading the poem again in a few months time.


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Very rude


Rhyming poem with a missed rhyme


4 lines

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Patrick Winstanley

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