About the Poem

It's hard to believe that in Victorian England people went to see flea circuses. The audience would have had an extra thrill had Emily been performing!

Category

Rude Poems

Rating

Quite rude

Style

Rhyming poem to recite

Author

Patrick Winstanley

The Performing Flea

Emily the performing flea's
The bee's knees on the flying trapeze.
Sadly, for poor Emily, she's
Just so small that no-one sees
She ends her act with a strip tease.

rude kids poems startrude poems backRude Poetry for Kidsrude poems forwardrude kids poems end
You are here > Funny Poems for Kids > Poetry Index > Rude Poems > The Performing Flea