Muse to a Mermaid

“Mermaid,” sang Zombie,
“please don’t be shy!”

So she sprang from the sea
and spat in his eye.

About the Poem

I'm not sure I can adequately explain this poem to you, although everything that happens is easy enough to understand. That's rather the nature of ridiculous rhymes.

Category

Rhyming Riddles
and Ridiculous Rhymes

Style

Rhyming Poem

Length

4 lines

Key Stage

Pre-school, KS1, KS2

Author

Kate Williams

Copyright © Kate Williams. All Rights Reserved

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