Muse to a Mermaid

“Mermaid,” sang Zombie,
“please don’t be shy!”

So she sprang from the sea
and spat in his eye.

About the Poem

I'm not sure I can adequately explain this poem to you, although everything that happens is easy enough to understand. That's rather the nature of ridiculous rhymes.


Rhyming Riddles
and Ridiculous Rhymes


Rhyming Poem


4 lines

Key Stage

Pre-school, KS1, KS2


Kate Williams

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