Davy Jones Disco

If you go to a seafood disco
For a tango and a tussle
Don’t complain about bad luck
If you only pull a muscle.

More Fish in the Sea

A slightly nonsensical poem set in a deep sea disco, which reaches a outrageously punny conclusion.


Animal Antics


Rhyming poem


4 lines

Key Stage

KS1, KS2


Paul Curtis

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