You Can't Teach An Old Cat Any Tricks
I wish I could teach
My cat just one trick
Like dribbling a ball
Or fetching a stick
Are Cats too clever
(or maybe aloof)
For tricks? To vote yes,
Meow; to vote no, woof.
About the Poem
Dog owners think dogs are clever because they can be trained, but cat lovers know that cats are even cleverer because they can be, but won't.
Category
Style
Rhyming poem
Length
8 lines
Key Stage
Pre-school, KS1, KS2
Author
Patrick Winstanley
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