About the Poem

Very few people have pet zebras and those that do rarely take them to the supermarket, but just think what might happen if they did.

Category

Animal Poems

Style

Short rhyming poem

Author

Patrick Winstanley

Bar Humbug

When I took my zebra to Tesco
It got scanned by mistake at the till
How I wish I'd discovered the error
Before I'd settled the bill...

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