Pet Subject

I've a cobra that does calculus
And an anaconda that loves algebra

I've a grass snake that does geometry
And a python that adores pythagoras

So it's just my luck to waste 10 bucks
On a puff adder that's masthmatic.

Snakes Alive

A complicated confection of anthropomorphism and puns on the subject of snakes and mathematics. Yet somehow the poem manages to avoid coming to the predictable adder adder conclusion.


Animal Antics


Rhyming poem with adder (sic) puns


6 lines

Key Stage

KS1, KS2, KS3


Patrick Winstanley

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