About the Poem

A complicated confection of anthropomorphism and puns on the subject of snakes and mathematics. Yet somehow the poem manages to avoid coming to the predictable adder adder conclusion.

Category

Animal Poems

Style

Rhyming poem with adder (sic) puns

Author

Patrick Winstanley

Pet Subject

I've a cobra that does calculus
And an anaconda that loves algebra

I've a grass snake that does geometry
And a python that adores pythagoras

So it's just my luck to waste 10 bucks
On a puff adder that's masthmatic.

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