Preparing The Bird

The best way to prepare
Your turkey this Christmas
Is to keep it simple
To minimize the fuss
To my way of thinking
The best method to apply
Is just be straight
And say “Turkey, you’re going to die”

Be Blunt

Simple instructions in verse form for preparing your Christmas turkey for its inevitable fate .

Rating

Not very rude

Style

Rhyming poem

Length

4 lines

Key Stage

KS2, KS3

Author

Paul Curtis

Copyright © Paul Curtis. All Rights Reserved

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