Written Warning

Beware of what you write
In your Christmas letter to Santa
Ask yourself if you’ve been good
But be honest when you answer
If you’re naughty and say you’re nice
Santa may erupt with laughter
He may even laugh so violently
That you end up killing Santa

Blown Away

A poem with a strong moral message wrapped in a rather stomach turning package.

Rating

Quite rude

Style

Rhyming poem

Length

8 lines

Key Stage

KS3

Author

Paul Curtis

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