About the Poem

Another of those rude poems which contains no rude words. If you get it, excellent. If you don't, please, please please don't go rushing to ask your parents what it means.

Rating

Very rude

Style

Rhyming Poem

Length

6 lines

Key Stage

KS3

Author

Paul Curtis

Snow Show

A weather man predicted snow
But he didn’t get it right
So the female anchor on the show
Asked to our delight
"So Bob, where's that 8 inches!
You promised me last night?"