The Natural

As a footballer I must confess
My skills locker is somewhat bereft
I am a naturally two footed player
But unfortunately both of them are left

About the Poem

Football is a game enjoyad by players of all ages and skill levels, but the football playing natural of Paul's poem is anything but a natural footballer.

Category

Sporting Disasters

Style

Rhyming poem

Length

4 lines

Key Stage

KS1, KS2, KS3

Author

Paul Curtis

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