Scuba Technique

Have you ever wondered why it is?
When sitting on the edge of the boat
Scuba divers always fall backwards
When entering the water, well take note 
It’s because if they were to fall forwards
They would go face first into the boat

About the Poem

An almost pholiosphical poem about scuba diving technique which turns out to be very silly.

Category

Sporting Disasters

Style

Rhyming poem

Length

6 lines

Key Stage

KS1, KS2, KS3

Author

Paul Curtis

Copyright © Paul Curtis. All Rights Reserved

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