Excuse Me Miss

Sam asked a question of his teacher
He asked it of the stern Miss Meacher
You wouldn’t punish me, would you?
For something that I did not do
Of course not boy, answered Miss
Spitting the reply out with a hiss
That’s a relief he began to explain
As I didn't do my homework again.

About the Poem

Another funny poem about punishment at school, although in this instance the errant pupil appears to have gained the upper hand over his horrid teacher.


Down with School


Short Rhyming Poem


8 lines

Key Stage

KS1, KS2, KS3


Paul Curtis

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