About the Poem

An old English saying or saw has been modernised to give it some contemporary relevance.

Category

Mixed Funny Poems

Style

Old Saw Resharpened

Author

Patrick Winstanley

Christmas was Coming...

Christmas was coming
The goose was getting fat
So I put it on the Atkins diet
And now it's had a heart attack.

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