Strike Two

What would you say to someone?
With two shinning black eyes
Well I wouldn’t say anything
They’ve clearly been told twice

About the Poem

More sage advice from Paul about settling arguments, or perhaps not provoking further arguments.


Humorous Poems


Long rhyming poem


4 lines

Key Stage

KS1, KS2, KS3


Paul Curtis

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