The Exorcist

There is a ghost in my house
A poltergeist in nature
And I am determined to see
Its imminent departure

I have secured the services
Of an expert of eminence
An exorcist of renown
To un-haunt my residence

He is not a cheap solution
To my poltergeist problem
But the spirit has to go
Before I end up in an asylum

But the price must be met
This was sternly stressed
For if I default on the fee
The house will be repossessed

About the Poem

A funny poem for kids about an exorcism, which is not to be confused with a horrific film of the same name.


Humorous Poems


Long rhyming poem


16 lines

Key Stage

KS2, KS3


Paul Curtis

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