Santa Claus RIP

A Christmas stocking
Emptied on the bed
A slender volume
Santa Claus is Dead

A coded message
Someone's telling me
My childhood is over
At only twenty three.

The End

Santa Claus is Dead is the follow up to Richard Dawkins' popular 2006 book The God Delusion.

Rating

Not very rude

Style

Rhyming poem

Length

4 lines

Key Stage

KS3

Author

Patrick Winstanley

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