About the Poem

As Uncle Boring - he's the one married to Aunt Aggressive - would tell you, there were only ever eight reindeer. Rudolf was a cynical, moneymaking invention of the Walt Disney Corporation. Now we have a mystery brown nosed reindeer to take their numbers up to ten...

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Very rude

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Rhyming poem

Author

Paul Curtis

Who’s The New Guy?

A tenth reindeer flew in Santa’s team
One unknown pulling Santa’s sleigh
We know the names of nine of them
Including Rudolf leading the way
So who was the mystery number ten?
Twas Rudolf the brown nosed reindeer
Flew behind his red nosed brother
But he couldn’t stop as quick, I fear

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Who’s The New Guy?