About the Poem

A rather endearing and not really rude Christmas poem, but one that is unsuitable for younger children as it explodes the whole Santa Claus myth. Exploding Santa Claus, now that sounds fun!

Category

Rude Christmas Poems

Style

Rhyming Poem

Rating

Not really rude

Author

Paul Curtis

 

The Santa Clause

When I was a child
I believed in Santa Claus
When I got older
I didn’t believe in Santa Claus
When I became a parent
I was Santa Claus
Now I have grandchildren
I look like Santa Claus

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