The Santa Clause

When I was a child
I believed in Santa Claus
When I got older
I didn’t believe in Santa Claus
When I became a parent
I was Santa Claus
Now I have grandchildren
I look like Santa Claus

Generation Game

A rather endearing and not really rude Christmas poem, but one that is unsuitable for younger children as it explodes the whole Santa Claus myth. Exploding Santa Claus, now that sounds fun!


Rhyming Poem


Not really rude


8 lines

Key Stage



Paul Curtis

Copyright © Paul Curtis. All Rights Reserved

FirstPreviousRude kids Christmas poemsNextLast
Funny Poems and Nonsense Verse for Kids
Copyright © Funny Poems for Kids / Patrick Winstanley 2002-2015 All Rights Reserved.
Individual poems are copyright of the stated authors and used with permission