My Teacher is an Alien

My teacher is an alien
A spotted it in class
He's seven mouths, scaly skin
And talks out of his…

…aren't teachers strange creatures

About the Poem

A mildly rude poem about a school teacher which has a naughty missed rhyme. Would you notice is you were taught by an alien? I suspect you would if your teacher had seven mouths and scaly skin. But scaly skin on its own sounds like a lot of teachers I know.


Extra-terrestrial Teachers


Funny rhyming poem


5 lines

Key Stage

KS2, KS3


Patrick Winstanley

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