Something Amiss

Miss Pelling teaches English
I'm not sure that she should
Her writing is atrocious
Her reading's not much good

Miss Pelling taught us English
She left some time ago
I think she was dyslexic
I am, sew I shood no!

About the Poem

A funny poem about a primary school teacher who's not really up to the job. It's hard to believe, isn't it?

Category

Down with School

Style

Short rhyming poem

Length

8 lines

Key Stage

KS1, KS2, KS3

Author

Patrick Winstanley

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