Needs Must

As an Eskimo
Is to his igloo,
So a bald man
Is to his wig glue.

About the Poem

An aphorism is a short saying which cleverly encapsulates an essential truth. An anaphorism is its distant cousin, a silly saying which becomes sillier the more you think about it. Aphorisms have been around for ages, but anaphorisms are purely my own invention!


Odes and Ends




4 lines

Key Stage

KS1, KS2, KS3


Patrick Winstanley

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