Muddleheaded Mary

Mary had a little weep
As she dined on bread and jam
Her freezer was in such a muddle
That she couldn't find her lamb.

Bread and Jam

A parody of the English nursery rhyme 'Mary Had a Little Lamb', which is clean, if not particularly wholesome.


Happy Families


Nursery rhyme parody


4 lines

Key Stage

KS1, KS2, KS3


Patrick Winstanley

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