Contact Details

There may be any number of reasons for your contacting the Funny Poems for Children website:

Hurling the electronic equivalent of rotten tomatoes

To tell Timmy how clever and beautiful you think he is

Asking for advice about writing your own poems

Asking for advice about looking after your own cat

Seeking permission to use the poems for a school project

Asking me to open something like a school fair or poetry event

Asking me to open a screw top jar with a lid that's really stuck

Suggesting how to make the site bigger, better and easier to use

Offering to let me publish your own original poems on the site

Sending Timothy the odd little treat, but no live mice please!

I must warn you that Timmy deals with all my correspondence for me and he's a bit of a slow reader, so it might be a day or two before you get a reply (particularly if it's good hunting weather). Anyway, if you want to contact him (or me!), the email address is:

For snail mail, the address is: Timmy, Beech House, Wilford Road, Ruddington, Nottingham NG11 6EL, UK.

In case you're wondering, Timothy hasn't yet mastered using the telephone, but he is practising hard!!

I told you it was going to be boring
Why not unwind with some school poems?