More Funny Poems About School

If you're a glutton for punishment, both physically and metaphorically, then there's plenty more for you to enjoy in this further selection of funny poems about school.

Something Amiss

You've probably been taught by the odd teacher (I was taught by some very odd teachers) who simply wasn't up to the job. I hope, for your sake, that you've never experienced a teacher as disastrous as the infamous Miss Pelling.

Outside the Headmaster's Study 1 (A Knock Knock, No Joke)

A poem about a boy's feelings of apprehension as he waits outside the headmaster's study. Will he be caned? Well, I have described it as a Knock Knock, No Joke!

Outside the Headmaster's Study 2 (A Knock Knock Joke)

A companion poem to Outside the Headmaster's Study 1 which is both much funnier and less cruel, and has an interesting twist in the tail.

Bad School Day

A funny poem about a pupil's nightmare moment at class.

Better Late Than…

If you go to day school, this poem about the daily torture of dragging yourself out of bed in the morning will strike a chord.

The Empty Nest

A funny poem about that strange institution, the English boarding school. Boarding schools have distinctly different effects on mothers, who pine for their missing offspring, and boys, who after a few days of term may forget they ever had parents.

Picture This

Paul's poem about a teacher trying to flog copies of the school photograph reaches a funny, if slightly macabre, conclusion.

Lunch Time in the Cafeteria

A funny poem about a lunch in the cafeteria of a Catholic school. It is not an anti-catholic poem, but the humour of the piece depends on appreciation of the twin Catholic traits of piety and self-belief. If you're offended, you're probably a Catholic. If you're seeking revenge, Paul wrote it!

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