Doctor In Motion

“Doctor I have chronic diarrhoea
And I think it’s hereditary”
“Nonsense man I can assure you
Diarrhoea is not hereditary,
And no matter how chronic it is
It’s not as bad as it seems”
“But doctor I know it’s hereditary
Because it’s in my jeans”

About the Poem

A funny poem about diarrhoea which is disgusting rather than dirty.

Category

Very Rude Funny Poems

Rating

Quite disgusting

Style

Rhyming poem

Length

8 lines

Key Stage

KS3

Author

Paul Curtis

Copyright © Paul Curtis. All Rights Reserved

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