About the Poem

The joke element in this poem revolves around a homophone, which is the only explanation I'm willing to offer.

Category

Very Rude Poems

Rating

Quite dirty

Style

Rhyming poem

Length

4 lines

Key Stage

KS3

Author

Paul Curtis

That Rings A Bell

This is the tale of a solo bell ringer
Caught with the rope around his Dinger
The vicar made the shock discovery
And then tolled the man off promptly

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