That Rings A Bell

This is the tale of a solo bell ringer
Caught with the rope around his Dinger
The vicar made the shock discovery
And then tolled the man off promptly

About the Poem

The joke element in this poem revolves around a homophone, which is the only explanation I'm willing to offer.

Category

Very Rude Funny Poems

Rating

Quite dirty

Style

Rhyming poem

Length

4 lines

Key Stage

KS3

Author

Paul Curtis

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