About the Poem

A psychiatrist sees all sorts of weird and wonderful patients, but a man clad only in cling film...

Rating

Very rude

Style

Rhyming poem

Length

6 lines

Key Stage

KS3

Author

Paul Curtis

Rapped

A man was sent to see a Psychiatrist
For an appointment he could not miss
When the doctor saw the poor chap
He was dressed only in plastic shrink wrap
The Doctor said, with no ifs or buts
"Well, I can clearly see you're nuts"