Shot In The Back-Side

It was in the buttock apparently
That a footballer has been shot
Although from the papers you may
Believe it or believe it not
As this was the way of reporting
The event that they preferred
“Adjacent to the players tunnel
An explosive incident occurred”

About the Poem

Oh dear, there seems to be no escaping the theme of bottoms in poetry.


Very Rude Funny Poems


Very rude


Rhyming poem


8 lines

Key Stage

KS2, KS3


Paul Curtis

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