Berry, Berry
The doctor scratches his head
And is almost struck dumb
Why does his patient have
A strawberry stuck up his bum?
The only answer is
On a strawberry he must have sat
Then he says
“I’ll give you some cream to put on that”
About the Poem
A doctor whose job involves looking up patients' bottoms is called a proctologist. I don't know why I felt the need to tell you that, but its rather aposite.
Category
Rating
Very rude
Style
Rhyming poem
Length
8 lines
Key Stage
KS2, KS3
Author
Paul Curtis
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