Berry, Berry

The doctor scratches his head
And is almost struck dumb
Why does his patient have
A strawberry stuck up his bum?
The only answer is
On a strawberry he must have sat
Then he says
“I’ll give you some cream to put on that”

About the Poem

A doctor whose job involves looking up patients' bottoms is called a proctologist. I don't know why I felt the need to tell you that, but its rather aposite.


Very Rude Funny Poems


Very rude


Rhyming poem


8 lines

Key Stage

KS2, KS3


Paul Curtis

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