About the Poem

A poem about Harry Potter which anticipates some of the problems he might encounter during adolescence.

Rating

Very rude

Rhyming poem

8 lines

KS3

Patrick Winstanley

Harry was a model student,
Good at spelling, and intelligent.
But adolescence! What turmoil,
As bodies sprout and hormones boil.

So by magic, Harry Potter
Turns into a spotty horror
And sweet Hermione only just
Escapes young Harry's wand o' lust.