About the Poem

A poem about Harry Potter which anticipates some of the problems he might encounter during adolescence.

Category

Very Rude Poems

Rating

Very rude

Style

Rhyming poem

Author

Patrick Winstanley

Spotty Horror

Harry was a model student,
Good at spelling, and intelligent.
But adolescence! What turmoil,
As bodies sprout and hormones boil.

So by magic, Harry Potter
Turns into a spotty horror
And sweet Hermione only just
Escapes young Harry's wand o' lust.

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