Spotty Horror

Harry was a model student,
Good at spelling, and intelligent.
But adolescence! What turmoil,
As bodies sprout and hormones boil.

So by magic, Harry Potter
Turns into a spotty horror
And sweet Hermione only just
Escapes young Harry's wand o' lust.

About the Poem

A poem about Harry Potter which anticipates some of the problems he might encounter during adolescence.


Very Rude Funny Poems


Very rude


Rhyming poem


8 lines

Key Stage



Patrick Winstanley

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