About the Poem

Quite simply, a poem about farting. If you were hoping for something more cerebral, why were you rummaging around in the rude poems?

Category

Rude Poems

Rating

Not very rude

Style

Rhyming poem

Length

8 lines

Key Stage

KS1, KS2, KS3

Author

Paul Curtis

No One Listens

No one’s listening
From the start
No one’s listening
When you impart
No one’s listening
When you’re smart
No one’s listening
Until you fart

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