No One Listens

No one’s listening
From the start
No one’s listening
When you impart
No one’s listening
When you’re smart
No one’s listening
Until you fart

About the Poem

Quite simply, a poem about farting. If you were hoping for something more cerebral, why were you rummaging around in the rude poems?


Rude and Revolting


Not very rude


Rhyming poem


8 lines

Key Stage

KS1, KS2, KS3


Paul Curtis

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