If You Do Nothing Else

I will offer you this wise piece of advice
It’s a simple fact of life that never fails
It’s this “if you like to scratch your bum”
“You should never bite your finger nails”

About the Poem

Some sage advice for younger readers dispensed in poetic form. As if you'd do anything that disgusting...

Category

Rude and Revolting

Rating

Not very rude

Style

Rhyming poem

Length

4 lines

Key Stage

KS1, KS2, KS3

Author

Paul Curtis

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