Cross Words

If you cross a mule with a donkey
You don't get a monkey.
If you cross road with a tricycle
You don't get a toad
Or a ricicle.
You get squashed.

About the Poem

A rather silly rhyme about what happens when you start to merge words together to make new words.


Rhyming Riddles
and Ridiculous Rhymes


Rhyming Poem


6 lines

Key Stage

Pre-school, KS1, KS2


Patrick Winstanley

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