Silent Cinema

Relaxing in the cinema
Bathed in deathly hush
I opened up my box of chocs
And out came shouts and screams.

I slammed the lid and quickly hid,
As all around went "Shhhh"
It was a great mistake to take
A box of violent creams.

About the Poem

If you're not a confectionary connoisseur the poem may leave you a little lost for words.


Odes and Ends




8 lines

Key Stage

KS2, KS3


Patrick Winstanley

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