Mrs Claus Was Courted

Mrs Claus was courted
By Santa and a man called Ray
Ray was a flash Harry
Who drove a red Chevrolet
Well it was no contest
At the end of the day
Because although he had a fast car
Santa had a faster sleigh

About the Poem

A poem to read and enjoy, without perhaps delving too deeply into Mrs Claus thought processes.

Rating

Not rude

Style

Rhyming poem

Length

8 lines

Key Stage

KS2, KS3

Author

Paul Curtis

Copyright © Paul Curtis. All Rights Reserved

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