The Logistical Solution

To deliver gifts to every child
In just one night
Santa would need to travel at twice
The speed of light

So I’m going to share Santa’s secret
But please don’t tell
Santa contracts his deliveries
To DHL

About the Poem

It's surprising more children don't Santa's questions super-human parcel delivering skill, but perhaps they're all in on the secret.

Rating

Not rude

Style

Rhyming poem

Length

8 lines

Key Stage

KS2, KS3

Author

Patrick Winstanley

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